Mood:  silly

Hola todos! I think that's "Hello everyone!" Daddy's been teaching me a little Spanish.

Last night, Daddy was trying to study and I was trying to get Daddy to reply to my questions. It was like pulling teeth to get him to say anything. I was sooo bored last night, so I decided to find out some of life's important answers. You know the ones. Like "Why do babies have belly buttons?" and "Do infant cobras kill each other?". I'm very curious about other babies. I'm not sure why. When I asked him, Daddy said that it was because I'm a baby too. Then he told me to hush up or he'd have to do something to me that I wouldn't like. I didn't like the look of his eyes when he said that. They kinda reminded me of storm clouds, ready to lash out with lightning.  He didn't even answer my questions. He just groaned and clenched his jaw.

Oh! I almost forgot! I finally got my credit card in the mail!!! I've been checking the mailbox for weeks now so that Daddy wouldn't see it. I'm so happy! I'm trying to decide what to buy first: Fruitloops or a chainsaw. My stomach's growling, so I'll probably get the cereal first. I'm kinda surprised Daddy hasn't noticed my excitement. He just nods and says, "Mmhmmm..." to me when I ask him something. I'm trying to get it so that every time I ask him something, he'll say it. Then I can ask for a Toyota Camry and I won't have to buy it myself. 

This is Bongo:

Over and out!