Mood:  happy

Welcome!

This is my site where I can say whatever I want, without Daddy washing my mouth out with soap.

*whisperings and angry voices* 

Uh, nevermind about that.  It seems I have no privacy! Daddy says he'll be watching this blog, so I have to be careful. 

Speaking of no privacy, Daddy took me to the doctor the other day. You know those gowns? Those things are huge! Anyway, this doctor was poking me all over! Then he shined this ginormous light in my poor eyes. Daddy said later he was just making sure they were ok, but he could've blinded me for life!

Then, he took an X-ray of my head! I've had a buzzing in my head ever since! Long story short, I have a brain tumor! Daddy sighed when the doctor told him and said he wasn't surprised. I will have to have surgery sometime this year. The doctor isn't sure when he can fit me in. He says he has more important patients then little monkeys with beans for brains.

Talk you all later!

Bongo K. Monkey